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Alexandra Petri

www.theatlantic.com
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Trump Administration Announces That We Don’t Know Where the Sun Goes at Night
After deciding carbon dioxide does no harm, it was the logical next move.
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What Fabulous Timing for Gallup to Stop Tracking Presidential Approval!
Why stop with BLS data and jobs reports?
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Finally, a Halftime Show That Represents Real America!
Isn’t Bad Bunny an American artist? Don’t millions of people love his music? At the Turning Point USA alternative show, we forget about all that.
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Should You Buy a Newspaper or a Yacht?
Advice for Jeff Bezos
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Oh, Look, Some More Renovation Projects for Donald Trump!
Is any building safe?
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Patriot! Here’s How to Identify a Domestic Terrorist
A Trump-administration guide to the Minnesota protests
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The Government’s Confusing $3 Dinner Recommendation
The Agriculture secretary suggests one corn tortilla, one piece of broccoli, one piece of chicken, and one inscrutable last thing.
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America Needs Greenland. No—Iceland. Actually, Never Mind!
This is definitely all going to plan.
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Trump-Administration Officials Describe an Elementary School Drop-Off
Once they’ve identified you as the enemy, every action looks sinister.
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Some Other Things Donald Trump Will Probably Try to Buy
The president is considering buying Greenland. What else might be on the list?
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I’m Not From the Government but I’m Here to Help
The Trump administration is trying to eliminate federal services? Fine. I’ll do everything myself.
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Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to Be Declared Honorary Virus
The ceremony will feature roadkill hors d’oeuvres, goblets of beef tallow, and a sewage plunge.
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President Trump Totally Meant to Ask Congress Before Attacking Venezuela
Oops!
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A 2025 Ranking You Won’t Read Anywhere Else
Salmon with Abraham Lincoln and Jesus, plus other hypothetical dinner parties from The Katie Miller Podcast
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The Trump Administration’s Guide to Christmas Giving
A piece of East Wing Rubble? An MRI for no reason? The options are endless!
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Guess the Real ‘Presidential Walk of Fame’ Plaque
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Finally!! No More Woke Fonts!
Marco Rubio has spoken—get out of here, Calibri!
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Trump’s Very Weird Night at the Kennedy Center Honors
The president and I both got our heart’s desire. But something felt wrong.
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Tom Stoppard Achieved the Impossible
His plays hold us in the moment outside of time.
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The Biggest Problem With Air Travel: Pajamas?
The transportation secretary seems to think that fashion will solve flying’s problems.
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