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Alexandra Petri

www.theatlantic.com
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I Have Some Questions for the New Florida U.S. History Curriculum
Take a final exam inspired by the state’s new anti-woke course framework.
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<em>Animal Farm </em>Is Not for Kids but They Made It a Kids’ Movie Anyway
There are many more animated children’s films to be made based on dystopian source material.
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The Pope Goes on an ICE Ride-Along
The Holy Father accepts Tom Homan’s gracious invitation.
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This Is Why We Need a Ballroom
Many historical disasters would have been prevented if we had one of these in the White House.
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Hegseth to the Troops: We Are Bringing Back the Flu!
Grab your cough drops. We’re going to battle.
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The Tyranny of AI Everywhere
Sneakers? Why stop there?
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Gratitude Lists in the Style of Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez Bezos
Never mind. We said “money” yesterday.
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I Am Here to Watch the Birthright-Citizenship Arguments but Not in a Threatening Way
Can’t a president come watch his justices?
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A Day in Class With Plato, the Melania Trump–Mandated Robot Teacher
Envision a future of humanoid instruction, Melania told us, and … we did.
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Shockingly, ICE Hasn’t Fixed the Airport Crisis
Perhaps because they're not trained to expedite the long lines
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Some Other Trends Inspired by Alpine Divorce
A few options that don’t include leaving your partner mid-hike
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We’d Be Winning This War if It Weren’t for Your Coverage
Clap! Why don’t you clap?
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Why Is Trump Giving Everyone the Wrong Shoes?
The new outfit staple in the White House is ill-fitting footwear.
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Lucky Winner Mike Johnson Gets Dream Trip to State of the Union
Send me someone who looks at me the way Mike Johnson looks at Donald Trump while he rambles about fountains of blood.
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Tales From Kash Patel’s FBI
Some updates to the agency’s portrayal in popular films and TV shows
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Trump Administration Announces That We Don’t Know Where the Sun Goes at Night
After deciding carbon dioxide does no harm, it was the logical next move.
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