Recent articles
April 1, 2026
I Am Here to Watch the Birthright-Citizenship Arguments but Not in a Threatening Way
Can’t a president come watch his justices?
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March 27, 2026
A Day in Class With Plato, the Melania Trump–Mandated Robot Teacher
Envision a future of humanoid instruction, Melania told us, and … we did.
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March 26, 2026
Shockingly, ICE Hasn’t Fixed the Airport Crisis
Perhaps because they're not trained to expedite the long lines
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March 21, 2026
Some Other Trends Inspired by Alpine Divorce
A few options that don’t include leaving your partner mid-hike
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March 20, 2026
We’d Be Winning This War if It Weren’t for Your Coverage
Clap! Why don’t you clap?
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March 17, 2026
Why Is Trump Giving Everyone the Wrong Shoes?
The new outfit staple in the White House is ill-fitting footwear.
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February 25, 2026
Lucky Winner Mike Johnson Gets Dream Trip to State of the Union
Send me someone who looks at me the way Mike Johnson looks at Donald Trump while he rambles about fountains of blood.
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February 24, 2026
Tales From Kash Patel’s FBI
Some updates to the agency’s portrayal in popular films and TV shows
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February 14, 2026
Trump Administration Announces That We Don’t Know Where the Sun Goes at Night
After deciding carbon dioxide does no harm, it was the logical next move.
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February 13, 2026
What Fabulous Timing for Gallup to Stop Tracking Presidential Approval!
Why stop with BLS data and jobs reports?
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February 9, 2026
Finally, a Halftime Show That Represents Real America!
Isn’t Bad Bunny an American artist? Don’t millions of people love his music? At the Turning Point USA alternative show, we forget about all that.
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February 5, 2026
Should You Buy a Newspaper or a Yacht?
Advice for Jeff Bezos
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February 3, 2026
Oh, Look, Some More Renovation Projects for Donald Trump!
Is any building safe?
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January 28, 2026
Patriot! Here’s How to Identify a Domestic Terrorist
A Trump-administration guide to the Minnesota protests
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January 24, 2026
The Government’s Confusing $3 Dinner Recommendation
The Agriculture secretary suggests one corn tortilla, one piece of broccoli, one piece of chicken, and one inscrutable last thing.
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January 21, 2026
America Needs Greenland. No—Iceland. Actually, Never Mind!
This is definitely all going to plan.
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January 16, 2026
Trump-Administration Officials Describe an Elementary School Drop-Off
Once they’ve identified you as the enemy, every action looks sinister.
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January 12, 2026
Some Other Things Donald Trump Will Probably Try to Buy
The president is considering buying Greenland. What else might be on the list?
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