Recent articles
February 14, 2026
Trump Administration Announces That We Don’t Know Where the Sun Goes at Night
After deciding carbon dioxide does no harm, it was the logical next move.
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February 13, 2026
What Fabulous Timing for Gallup to Stop Tracking Presidential Approval!
Why stop with BLS data and jobs reports?
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February 9, 2026
Finally, a Halftime Show That Represents Real America!
Isn’t Bad Bunny an American artist? Don’t millions of people love his music? At the Turning Point USA alternative show, we forget about all that.
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February 5, 2026
Should You Buy a Newspaper or a Yacht?
Advice for Jeff Bezos
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February 3, 2026
Oh, Look, Some More Renovation Projects for Donald Trump!
Is any building safe?
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January 28, 2026
Patriot! Here’s How to Identify a Domestic Terrorist
A Trump-administration guide to the Minnesota protests
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January 24, 2026
The Government’s Confusing $3 Dinner Recommendation
The Agriculture secretary suggests one corn tortilla, one piece of broccoli, one piece of chicken, and one inscrutable last thing.
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January 21, 2026
America Needs Greenland. No—Iceland. Actually, Never Mind!
This is definitely all going to plan.
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January 16, 2026
Trump-Administration Officials Describe an Elementary School Drop-Off
Once they’ve identified you as the enemy, every action looks sinister.
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January 12, 2026
Some Other Things Donald Trump Will Probably Try to Buy
The president is considering buying Greenland. What else might be on the list?
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January 8, 2026
I’m Not From the Government but I’m Here to Help
The Trump administration is trying to eliminate federal services? Fine. I’ll do everything myself.
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January 7, 2026
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to Be Declared Honorary Virus
The ceremony will feature roadkill hors d’oeuvres, goblets of beef tallow, and a sewage plunge.
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January 4, 2026
President Trump Totally Meant to Ask Congress Before Attacking Venezuela
Oops!
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December 26, 2025
A 2025 Ranking You Won’t Read Anywhere Else
Salmon with Abraham Lincoln and Jesus, plus other hypothetical dinner parties from The Katie Miller Podcast
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December 22, 2025
The Trump Administration’s Guide to Christmas Giving
A piece of East Wing Rubble? An MRI for no reason? The options are endless!
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December 18, 2025
Guess the Real ‘Presidential Walk of Fame’ Plaque
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December 11, 2025
Finally!! No More Woke Fonts!
Marco Rubio has spoken—get out of here, Calibri!
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December 8, 2025
Trump’s Very Weird Night at the Kennedy Center Honors
The president and I both got our heart’s desire. But something felt wrong.
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December 2, 2025
Tom Stoppard Achieved the Impossible
His plays hold us in the moment outside of time.
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November 26, 2025
The Biggest Problem With Air Travel: Pajamas?
The transportation secretary seems to think that fashion will solve flying’s problems.
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