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Marina Hyde

A columnist known for her sharp, satirical take on British politics and celebrity culture.

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articles (90 days)

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The runners, the riders, the dead horses being flogged. Do you bet on this Labour chaos – or just enjoy the comedy? | Marina Hyde
Only on Sunday, Starmer was talking about his 2029 manifesto. If a week is a long time in politics, this one already feels longerA masterpiece new entry for the dictionary of political quotes, as a...
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Does anyone on board know how to fly a plane? Labour’s captain has lost control | Marina Hyde
You never change the pilot halfway through a flight, says a clearly rattled David Lammy. Can’t he see that his party is in a tailspin?A couple of days ago on a Swiss flight from Seoul to Zurich, a ...
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Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni’s legal trainwreck has taught us this: never go to court. Ever | Marina Hyde
The alleged conflict between the pair began on a film set and has been disastrous for everyone involved. Apart from the lawyers, naturallyLadies, gentlemen, cineastes: our long nightmare is over. T...
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Starmer seems to think he can do no wrong – two weeks of Mandy-mania hearings point to the opposite conclusion | Marina Hyde
Bereft of any big ideas, or indeed policies, the PM is in his happy place: a never-ending parliamentary procedural processHave his enemies done it? Have the rebels managed to find a thermal exhaust...
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Behold the riches to riches tale of Lauren Sánchez – the girlboss Cinderella who bought the ball | Marina Hyde
She’s already taken Paris and Venice – now, with husband Jeff Bezos, she’s stormed New York’s Met Gala. And for a mere $75,000, you can be there with herWe live in an age when the most successful r...
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It’s a nightmare on Downing Street: Starmer has no one left to blame for this Mandelson horror show | Marina Hyde
Olly Robbins’s testimony will have been painful for the PM. The No 10 omnishambles was publicly laid bare – and Keir’s fresh out of scapegoats‘How dare Olly Robbins not have made me look like a cha...
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Is the pope Catholic? JD Vance thinks he has an answer | Marina Hyde
When it comes to theology, Donald Trump’s vice-president clearly knows best. Are we about to see an American break with Rome?The battle to be the absolute worst Trump henchman can feel so closely f...
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Behold, another second coming. But this one is Donald Trump – WAY BETTER than that Jesus guy | Marina Hyde
The Middle East on fire, a spat with the pope – and he posts himself as Potus Almighty. Will his disciples now see that their messiah has feet of clay?You hear such a lot from Maga Republicans abou...
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Does anyone think Matt Goodwin’s book on Britain’s demise is a publishing sensation? I mean, other than him | Marina Hyde
Who needs critics when the Reform man is so adept at patting his own back – and that’s easy to do in publishing: there’s a sales list for everyone ‘She’s produced a bestseller!” panted the Spectato...
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Huw Edwards hates the TV dramatisation of his life. Maybe he should have thought of that before … you know | Marina Hyde
He’s done it again. The convicted sex offender, creator of victims, has gone and created another one – himselfI see Huw Edwards is still not the subject of any of his verbs. The BBC’s former iconic...
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The greatest challenge Farage has ever faced – convincing the world he was never besties with Donald Trump | Marina Hyde
The Reform UK leader has belatedly clocked that most British people really don’t like the US president on whose coat-tails he has spent the past decade ridingAt last, the culture has thrown up a sp...
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How does Trump keep henchmen like Rubio in check? He literally makes them wear shoes that are far too big | Marina Hyde
The art of the heel: if you want a shot at the US presidency, you better be ready to sartorially debase yourself on the world stageThe secretary of state of the United States of America is openly s...
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It’s shock and awe as Trump’s granddaughter does her bit for the war effort. All hail Kai Trump, the shopper-in-chief | Marina Hyde
Yes, many Americans are struggling, but it’s good to know the first family can still afford Earth’s most expensive provisions. Morale is everything, isn’t it?In the absence of any clearly and consi...
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Britain’s war hawks are very upset that Keir Starmer isn’t personally riding a bomb all the way to Tehran | Marina Hyde
Didn’t you know? True British patriots are the ones who want to join an obviously disastrous war on behalf of Israel and Donald TrumpHave you heard enough pant-wetting about Britain’s “reputation” ...
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To anyone who thinks Trump can bring peace and equality to Iran – I’ve got a bridge to sell you. Going cheap | Marina Hyde
If POTUS can really bomb peace, stability and women’s rights into the Middle East, I’ll take my hat off to him. Judging by his role in Gaza, I won’t hold my breathDonald Trump says Keir Starmer has...
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Having romped into third place in Gorton and Denton, Labour is celebrating its success with a word salad | Marina Hyde
Got battered at the polls? No problem. Just act like voters want more of what you’re selling – not considerably lessAs David Lammy put it on Thursday in a dispatch from Gorton and Denton: “Only Lab...
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So Epstein buddies Andrew and Mandelson have been arrested in the UK. And in the US? Zero, zip, nada | Marina Hyde
At least the British gave us the perp-walk shots. But I fear that any Americans seeking real justice will have to wait, and wait, and waitI can’t believe the cops didn’t max out the theatrics yeste...
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