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March 31, 2026
Does anyone think Matt Goodwin’s book on Britain’s demise is a publishing sensation? I mean, other than him | Marina Hyde
Who needs critics when the Reform man is so adept at patting his own back – and that’s easy to do in publishing: there’s a sales list for everyone ‘She’s produced a bestseller!” panted the Spectato...
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March 24, 2026
Huw Edwards hates the TV dramatisation of his life. Maybe he should have thought of that before … you know | Marina Hyde
He’s done it again. The convicted sex offender, creator of victims, has gone and created another one – himselfI see Huw Edwards is still not the subject of any of his verbs. The BBC’s former iconic...
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March 20, 2026
The greatest challenge Farage has ever faced – convincing the world he was never besties with Donald Trump | Marina Hyde
The Reform UK leader has belatedly clocked that most British people really don’t like the US president on whose coat-tails he has spent the past decade ridingAt last, the culture has thrown up a sp...
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March 13, 2026
How does Trump keep henchmen like Rubio in check? He literally makes them wear shoes that are far too big | Marina Hyde
The art of the heel: if you want a shot at the US presidency, you better be ready to sartorially debase yourself on the world stageThe secretary of state of the United States of America is openly s...
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March 10, 2026
It’s shock and awe as Trump’s granddaughter does her bit for the war effort. All hail Kai Trump, the shopper-in-chief | Marina Hyde
Yes, many Americans are struggling, but it’s good to know the first family can still afford Earth’s most expensive provisions. Morale is everything, isn’t it?In the absence of any clearly and consi...
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March 6, 2026
Britain’s war hawks are very upset that Keir Starmer isn’t personally riding a bomb all the way to Tehran | Marina Hyde
Didn’t you know? True British patriots are the ones who want to join an obviously disastrous war on behalf of Israel and Donald TrumpHave you heard enough pant-wetting about Britain’s “reputation” ...
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March 3, 2026
To anyone who thinks Trump can bring peace and equality to Iran – I’ve got a bridge to sell you. Going cheap | Marina Hyde
If POTUS can really bomb peace, stability and women’s rights into the Middle East, I’ll take my hat off to him. Judging by his role in Gaza, I won’t hold my breathDonald Trump says Keir Starmer has...
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February 27, 2026
Having romped into third place in Gorton and Denton, Labour is celebrating its success with a word salad | Marina Hyde
Got battered at the polls? No problem. Just act like voters want more of what you’re selling – not considerably lessAs David Lammy put it on Thursday in a dispatch from Gorton and Denton: “Only Lab...
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February 24, 2026
So Epstein buddies Andrew and Mandelson have been arrested in the UK. And in the US? Zero, zip, nada | Marina Hyde
At least the British gave us the perp-walk shots. But I fear that any Americans seeking real justice will have to wait, and wait, and waitI can’t believe the cops didn’t max out the theatrics yeste...
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February 13, 2026
Some PR advice for the Andrew-stricken royals – try something that look less like a $12m cover-up | Marina Hyde
A loan to keep the case out of court doesn’t quite add up to ‘thoughts and prayers to Epstein’s victims’. Working with the police might be a start“I could have worse tags than ‘Air Miles Andy’,” th...
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February 10, 2026
It’s nothing short of TV gold: mix horror with wild comedy and call it Starmer’s last stand | Marina Hyde
The only reason we might not get our seventh prime minister in 10 years is that no one can find oneKeir Starmer is now the only person to have lost more comms chiefs than Meghan and Harry. After ye...
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February 6, 2026
So the Epstein scandal is about politics? Silly me for thinking it’s about the mass abuse of women and girls | Marina Hyde
Obsessing over individual players and political chaos leaves less time to focus on the misogyny. And that’s for the best, isn’t it guys?Fair play to Bill Gates’s ex-wife, Melinda French Gates, a wo...
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February 3, 2026
It’s the Epstein files deja vu: how many more powerful men knew about his crimes, and helped him out anyway? | Marina Hyde
I’m sorry, but this is not just a political scandal. Time to refocus on the horrific mistreatment of women and girls, and the role of these ghoulsLike a lot of women, I do vaguely care about the la...
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January 30, 2026
From ICE to Melania’s black carpet, are Trump’s techlords getting pangs of buyer’s remorse? | Marina Hyde
The first lady’s premiere was marked by conspicuous absences. It turns out chumminess with the president might just come at a costWho wasn’t on the red carpet at the official Melania documentary pr...
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January 27, 2026
Masked thugs, sneering elites and terrified citizens: a picture of the US today. We used to have a name for this | Marina Hyde
Truly, I am the country’s biggest fan. But in the spirit of free speech its leaders apparently love, here’s a few things the rest of the world needs them to knowWe in the rest of the world have had...
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January 23, 2026
It’s Andy Burnham, the man who could be king. Will he, won’t he – are we really still watching this movie? | Marina Hyde
Many yearn and yearn for the Greater Manchester mayor to claim his Westminster crown. They should be careful what they wish for – as should heSince Andy Burnham’s will-he-won’t-he return to Westmin...
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January 20, 2026
It’s a Brooklyn v Beckham Inc disaster: what happens when the elephant in the room goes rogue | Marina Hyde
Sir David and Victoria cornered the market in selling their family’s privacy for money – but there was a price to pay, and Brooklyn Peltz Beckham has just sent them the billThe way 2026 has started...
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January 16, 2026
Mystic Nigel has seen the future: a country run by his cabinet of taxidermied Tories | Marina Hyde
By welcoming ‘Honest Bob’ Jenrick into the fold, the Reform seer is embracing the uniparty chaos he claimed to be seeing offLike a 1970s rust-belt serial killer, Nigel Farage is painstakingly assem...
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January 13, 2026
Show some gratitude, people – Nadhim Zahawi has joined Reform for our benefit, apparently | Marina Hyde
The current crop of politicians are constantly telling us they don’t have to be doing this. Aren’t we lucky?Sorry to call it early, but the worst trend of 2026 is politicians who are graciously doi...
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