Recent articles
August 13, 2026
Bilateral OTC Goat Hedge
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August 12, 2026
AI-Backed Securities
Data center securitizations, Truth Social API lawsuit, event contract jurisdiction and musical earnings calls.
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August 11, 2026
Pick-and-Shovel Seller Financing
Nvidia, Tesla/SpaceX merger pay, SPV markups and retail tax trades.
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August 10, 2026
The Situation Is Fine
Also leveraged ETF momentum, GameStop’s eBay bid, event contract tick sizes and private equity boyfriends.
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August 6, 2026
Fake SpaceX Stock Isn’t Worth as Much
Also a SoftBank OpenAI margin loan, prediction market tick sizes, the return of Situational Awareness and the Harvard Undergraduate Consulting Group.
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August 5, 2026
SpaceX Unlocks Tomorrow
Also Situational Awareness margin calls, sports betting regulation and brokerage sports betting revenue.
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August 4, 2026
Leveraged ETF Crash Hedging ETF
Cliquets, tax-aware long-short, George Santos, poor crypto decisions and dentists.
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August 3, 2026
Hedgehog Hedge Fund
Situational Awareness hedging and margin, agentic retail investing, Bitcoin cold wallets and Anthropic hacks.
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July 30, 2026
The Situation Deteriorated
Also election markets, PBC Revlon duties, Ionic Digital and World Liberty.
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July 29, 2026
SpaceX Crash Insurance
Structured notes, sports index futures, ETF proliferation and AI slop.
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July 28, 2026
Elevators Won’t Repair Themselves
Independent sponsors, Kalshi parlays, DAT-to-AI pivots and trust exercises.
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July 27, 2026
A Merger Closing Mystery
Record dates, single-stock futures, not everything is securities fraud, prediction markets and bad arbitrage.
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July 23, 2026
Sports Happen So Much
Sports indexes, the basis trade, Truth API and Anthropic 10b5-1 plans.
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July 22, 2026
The SEC Pays a Texting Fine
Also 351 exchange ETFs, SpaceX lockup releases and zombie funds.
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July 21, 2026
LSE Will Trade 22.83 Hours a Day
Also BlackRock vs. BlackRock, the Warner ticking fee, Polymarket insider trading and data center gold mining.
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July 20, 2026
Ice Cream Hedging
Also Truth API, levered Lucid, semiannual earnings, gray market peptides and reinspection fees.
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July 16, 2026
Shorts Will Sell You SpaceX
Also the Korean leveraged ETF ban, buyside alpha capture, Kalshi drug trial markets and a Truth Social API.
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July 15, 2026
Keeping Mergers Under the Radar
HSR, IPO wealth, SpaceX lockups, Apollo and debanking/rebanking.
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July 14, 2026
Banks Made a Lot of Money on Stocks
Equities revenue, debanking, a public utility LBO, spitting upwards and an alleged cocaine SPAC.
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July 13, 2026
ETFs Are for Bets
Mets ETFs, TXSE listings, Bending Spoons HR quants and failed AI pivots.
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July 10, 2026
Sports Gambling ETF
Also an insider trader and a chicken-to-AI pivot.
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July 9, 2026
Leave the Oil in the Pipes
Also ex-Elon ETFs, Egg Libor, middle-market banking and fundraising agents.
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July 8, 2026
GameStop Has Enough Stock Now
Also merger arb, SRT insurance, World Cup hedging, Polymarket refunds and index rebalance windfalls.
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July 7, 2026
Index Traders Had a Good Month
Rebalancing, the Strategy pivot and the AI-to-EA pipeline.
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July 6, 2026
Untruth Machines
Botting, memecoins, puts, private credit, emerging markets and bowling.
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July 2, 2026
Tricking the AI Investors
Homoglyphs, business negging, private bonds, BDCs, Bitcoin binaries, kamikaze drones and a DAT-to-AI pivot.
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July 1, 2026
Egg Libor Was Also Manipulated
Eggs.org, the Susquehanna insider trading lawsuit, prediction market culture and sports gambling ETFs.
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June 30, 2026
Susquehanna Sold Some Suspicious Puts
Also Millennium AI, Elliott cubs, the Stretch run and a SpaceX IPO misunderstanding.
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June 29, 2026
People Are Worried About Stock Market Leverage
Also SPV blockchain, private credit BNPL, semiliquid fees and dinosaur stomping.
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June 25, 2026
There’s a SpaceX Treasury Company
SPV-cubed, hedge fund AI bots, monthly liquidity, SpaceTeslaX and a big lint roller.
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